

A Cockney Christmas CarolOoooooo, ow are you me cockney sparras? As I walked down the street, slashin up swans who were, in me humble opinion, breathing too much, I recalled a tale that may amuse an enlighten you poor souls. I aint all evil, y'see...occasionally a bolt o warmth comes through me cockney eart. I then go off and stalk Angelina Jolie until it fades normally, but today she's busy killin Billy Bob with a Queen Anne chandelier and assaultin a kangaroo, so today I'll tell yer a tale A Cockney Christmas Carol OOOO, I was out cockneying it up with me local boys, mad green bitches the lot of em, dancing around,A Cockney Christmas Carol


No More Heroes? Part OneNo More Heroes?No More Heroes? Part One
Whatever happened to the heroes?
The Stranglers
You sure you wanna know? Me
In an idea that I SWEAR I had long before Mark Millar began work on 1985.
Issue One Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Jack Black
Whats my story? Are you sure you want to know? The tale of my life is not for the faint of heart. If you thought I was just an ordinary, care free guy who happened to be shamelessly ripping off the opening narration of Spiderman, then youd be completely right. But what can I
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I said, hey, girl with one eye, get your filthy fingers out of my pie.
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Because I can.
Thought what RTD was thinking with the finale (Dalek's beaten not by their arch foe but by a temp from chissick and a Doctor clone) I don't know. LOved it despite that though simply for Davros and the line "Daleks are the masters of Earth" delivered in that rousing techy chant.
Love your stuff by the way. Please comment on my fanfics (If I ever get my computer working long enough to post em!)
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"It's an illusion. No spell can reshape the side of a mountain like that. I disbelieve and walk off the 500' cliff."
It's all true. The boogeyman is real, and you found him. -Otis B. Driftwood, R.I.P.
Deviant of My Heart: ~Apollo-Deathblade
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